So you’re walking down the street, wondering what is going to drop out of the sky for lunch today; whether it will be the huge torn chunks of bread, or the grains of dried macro proteins and vitamins (which don’t have the same great flavour). Suddenly, the sky darkens, and for a moment you’re thinking it’s the giant hand with the algae flakes; but it just keeps getting darker and darker.
Then, a shimmer, a distortion in the fabric of reality, quickly spreading across the grey sky before it fades away. You look around expectantly for the dehydrated shrimp to come floating down, but there’s nothing around you. The sky ripples again, a smaller one this time; then another, then another; the concentric circles vaguely hypnotizing, but apparently harmless. And then there’s the sound, like a million drums pounding out of rhythm, but muffled, muted.
A sudden flash of clarity strikes you, and in your mind’s eye you see your planet in its entirety: oblong and transparent, from the top surface of the atmosphere to the very bedrock on the bottom, with the large mechanical filter running down one side. And you see – no, sense – these enormous asteroids of air, gigantic balls of invisible gas, hurtling toward the surface of your planet, their impact sending shockwaves across the surface of your atmosphere, before merging with it and becoming one. The ripples peter out, slowly dissipating, until there is only one every few seconds, before they fade away completely, and the sky slowly gets bright again.
The vision is still clear in your mind. You have seen the planet – you know how the universe works! You are undoubtedly a prophet, a soothsayer, a wise man – it must be your destiny to share your wisdom with the world, and lead your people towards greater enlightenment and-
Hey look! Earthworm! On a hook! Woooooo!
Have you ever wondered what fish think rain is?